Things I Don't Know For Sure: First you tell me it's not "Cross-eyed octopus," and now you're insisting that it's not "Mitch Miller! I will not let you go." This news is alarming. What else have I been screwing up????Just. Don't. Tell. Me. Let me live out the remainder of my life, singing mangled lyrics in blissful ignorance. (Hey, mine are better!)